VOTE: Which of these is the greatest player nickname in Offaly GAA?
Kevin 'The Perch' Minnock
Seamus 'Budweiser' O'Brien
The Iron Man from Rhode (Paddy McCormack)
Arron 'Red Rod' Hensey
Alan 'Madman' Geoghegan
Bernard 'Panda' Allen
Dave 'Judas' Dempsey
Thomas 'Topsoil' Flaherty
Frankie 'Tar Barrel' Kenna
Kevin 'Willy Ray' Williamson
John 'Shaper' Reynolds
David 'Rodge' Hanlon
David 'Shaper' Reynolds
Ger 'Snack' Lynam
James 'The Ladder' Gorman
Charlie 'Cha Cha Real Smooth' Hayes
Odhrán 'The Rat' McIntyre
Aaron 'The Dud' Whelahan
Alan 'Super' McNamee
Nigel 'Wanchope' Grennan
Barry 'Saw' O'Meara
Sean 'Clocker' Grennan
Ruairi 'The Rooster' McNamee
Paul 'Gismo' Glennon
Shane 'The Bluffer' Kelly
Cathal 'Froggy' Daly
David 'The Badger' Egan
Paul 'The Rusty Hacksaw' Craven
Cormac 'Soup' Spollen
Lorcan 'Duke' Bracken
Shane 'Lugs' Cunningham
Ger 'Hollywood' Healion
Mark 'Sadder' Young
Tom 'The Stag' Conneely
Pauric 'The Turf Shed' Duffy
Keith 'Bunter' McGuinness
Michael 'The Duck' Lawlor
Joey 'The Lipper' Carroll
Derek 'Gander' McEvoy
Sean 'Dizzy' Doyle
Aidan 'The Scrap' Bracken
Eoghan 'Bunion' Dunne
Karl 'Spanky' McEvoy
Darren 'Dodge' Quinn
Gary 'The Bitter Blue Nose' Heffernan
Dermot 'Banana' Short
Paul 'Dizzee' Deehan
Alan 'Launcher' Kelleghan
John 'The Wog' Ryan
Paschal 'Destroyer' Dempsey
Lee 'Gooch' Farrell
Anton 'SullBull' Sullivan
Finbar 'Ziggy' Killaly
Niall 'Nicks' McEvoy
Kieran 'Duke' Connell
Brian 'Boom Boom' Watkins
Peter 'The Finisher' Fox
Declan 'Gandhi' Kelly
Jimmy 'Septic Tank' O'Brien
Simon 'You're A Star' Casey
Paul 'The Beer Can' Molloy
Finbar 'Bars' Cullen
Brian 'Over the Shaulder' Stephens
Conor 'The Worker' Finlay
Alan 'Slatts' McEvoy
Fergal 'Shergar' Moore
Tommy 'Tucker' Morrissey
Mark 'Chino' Cole
Séamus 'The Bull' Allen
Dave 'Fresh' Costello
Jamie 'The Hound' McKeogh
Anton 'The General' Killeen
Ciaran 'The Gelso' Guinan
Ned 'Gunner' Kelly
Joe 'Ray' Costello
Gareth 'The Beast' Lee
Noel 'Jaws' Bracken
Nicknames are an integral part of the GAA dressing rooms around the county. How else would we distinguish the four different Seans on one team?
We want you to vote for the greatest GAA nickname in Offaly from our ultimate list submitted by you. Who should be crowned as having the absolute best nickname in the county?
Whether they play inter-county or Junior B, we're not worried about the quality of their play - just the originality and hilarity of their nickname. They could be a childhood nickname, a name that came out of 'that' one night out, or their attitude on the training pitch.
Over the years we have had some great nicknames in Offaly. Alan or Super McNamee from Rhode, Clara's David 'Shaper' Reynolds, followed by his brother John 'Shaper' Reynolds, and current county star, David 'Rodge' Hanlon.
Past or present, scroll back up and cast your vote. Let's be honest, the more ridiculous and hilarious the better.
We'll compile a Top 5 on Monday, May 15, before crowning the eventual winner.
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