Reigning Offaly senior football champions Ferbane are eyeing an all-conquering minor team.in 18 years time as a result of coronavirus social distancing.
In a much-needed light hearted note, the club posted: "We understand that further measures are to be taken by the Government in the coming days to delay the spread of Coronavirus. These measures will inevitably result in a baby boom in December."
Never missing an opportunity, they added: "We wish to appeal to all members to please exercise abstinence for just a couple of weeks.
"A critical mass of January babies will massively improve our chances of success in the Offaly Minor Championship in 2038," they elaborated.
Well played, lads!